I love my kid's sense of humour!
Three construction workers are sitting on top of the CN Tower having lunch. An Italian, a Japanese fellow, and a Canadian.
The Italian opens his lunch box and declares "Spaghetti!! If I get spaghetti in my lunch one more time I'm going to throw myself off this tower"
The Japanese fellow opens his lunch box and declares "Sushi!! If I get sushi in my lunch one more time I'm going to throw myself off this tower"
The Canadian opens his lunch box and declares "Peanut butter and jelly!!! If I get peanut butter and jelly in my lunch one more time I'm going to throw myself off this tower"


The next day the three of them once again sit down at the top of the CN Tower for lunch.
The Italian opens his lunch, sees spaghetti and plunges to his death.
The Japanese fellow opens his lunch, sees sushi and plunges to his death.
The Canadian opens his lunch, sees peanut butter and jelly and plunges to his death.

At the memorial service, their three wives tried to console each other.
The Italian wife cried "If I'd known he didn't want spaghetti, I would have made him pizza for lunch!"
The Japanese wife cried "If I'd known he didn't want sushi, I would have made him rice for lunch!"
The Canadian wife cried "If I'd known he didn't want peanut butter and jelly, I would have made his lunch for him instead of letting him do it himself!"